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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Thank you God for letting me get drenched in the rain... and other small miracles


First of all, let me start out by saying this week didn't really start out really well. .

I had a pretty good weekend all in all. Strange though. Got pulled over by cops on Saturday, which most of my pals would know is highly irregular because I usually don't drink at all. But that story in comedy channel soon.

Meanwhile, Sunday was a good gal's day out.

But Monday.. ooh. I woke up with my eyes so painful and swollen shut.

And it was not a pretty picture.


Yes, this was me straining to open my eyes and this was its max.
No instagram filter can prettify this pic.
Even my doc said, that looks pretty nasty.
2 days MC.


Yup. It was THAT bad.

But, swelling more or less went down after medication, Doc said it was probably some bad allergy, so by night, with better vision, I decided to do something productive with my time. I thought I'd bake.

I took out a glass dish - put it on the stove.. turned on the fire at low and... BAAAAAM!!!
I actually felt the explosion in my face.

The glass dish exploded EVERYWHERE.


In my shock, I only managed to grab a quick pic of the stove.
Everywhere. Glass. On the floor. I was standing in glass even.

It was all over my kitchen. From door to door. And not just in glass bits. There were little tiny splinters and shards on every surface. I even had tiny slivers of glass caught in between the keys of my blackberry (phone). And the strange thing is....

Not one.

Not a single shard was on me, or my hair, or even my clothes! Even though I was pretty sure I had felt it pelt against my face and rain down on me.

I was sort of still in shock so I only got one picture in before my dad came to chase me out and clear the glass. It freaked me out somewhat, that I could have been blinded yet again.

It all felt rather final destination to me.
But I regrouped, and managed to bake in the end... Molten Lava Choc cupcakes.. =)
And they're good.


All the good molten lava chocolatey goodness..... nomnomnom


I figure you'd need some pretty pics after the first shocker.

But, then.. there is today. So ...

This morning I woke up looking slightly less like a puffer fish. But I am on medication.. so, if I were still looking like I got battered with a baseball bat, that would definitely mean there is something to worry about.

My vision isn't the best yet, but, at least I could run an errand right? Went out, picked up my meds... zipped out.... tadah.... RAIN.

Yup. Grrrreat. Just grrreat.

But oh, a cab was about to come by- rushed to the pavement, but a couple was standing in front of me....

And.. no. They let it pass.

"Sorry are you guys catching a cab too?"

"No, we're just crossing the road."

*sara mentally a little peeved* Biang eh, don't want to catch a cab, the cab even slowed down but then you blocked me, then didn't take the cab. &*^@#%&

Never mind, there seemed to be more ahead.

About 15 minutes later, I was still standing there. Two people had already sneaked in front of me, and "cut the queue". What took the cake was 4 girls WITH umbrellas, who I had seen behind me earlier, cut out in front of me at the roadside and get into a cab.

Hello. I am here. Standing here. No umbrella. Getting drenched in the rain lor... (*&@#(#@%

I gave my best bitchy stare as they passed me in the comfort of their cab.


I was getting really, really pissed.

Then this old lady, pushing a bicycle attached to some form of cart walks by me. I made room for her to pass as I tried to hail another cab which mercifully, screeched to a stop, "Where you going Miss? Sorry, cannot la. I'm only going to Clementi."

I looked up the hill, and the auntie had only made a metre or two of progress. But she wasn't at the cart, which was along the road. It was already pretty dark. Raining. She wasn't exactly very visible to oncoming vehicles.

I ran up to her, "Auntie, do you need my help?"

"No, its ok.." she said, and she scurried on.

Miraculously, a cab swerved right in front of me, as a passenger alighted.

I was elated. YAY. Miracle!

"Sorry girl, I cannot. Rushing home," said the cabbie as he pulled away.
I looked at my phone, and just at that second, the dying battery, became DEAD battery. The bb flashed battery too low for radio use.

=(

It was then I spotted the aunty struggling up the hill. The roads were kind of wet and slippery and I'm pretty sure pulling a cart which was filled with things was not making it any easier.

'Ok God, you know what. I'm just... going with my gut here. Not sure what I'm supposed to do. But ... here we go.' - I thought to myself as I primed myself for yet another, what-kind-of-weirdo-is-she type rejection.

"Aunty.. can I help you?"

"No, its ok, its ok..."

Well. Tough luck lil' lady. Cos as stubborn as you may be, you've met your match.

So, despite her protests, I just grabbed the other end of her bike, and helped her push the thing up the hill, and across the road.

I think, we must have looked a sight.

Sara in her hoochie shorts. A blazer, and leopard print Jim Thompson loafers and a leather clutch, pushing a karang guni cart with a skinny, frail looking Aunty who was sporting a plastic bag as her main fashion piece, making a mad dash across the road in the rain.

We made it.

"Do you live around here," asked the Aunty.

"Not really, do you?" I asked, hoping to get some infomation about this mysterious bag lady.

"Yes, I've lived around here for 10 years. I stay at Cantonment, what is your name?" she asked.

"I'm Sara. And you?"

"I'm May."

"Ah, nice to meet you May. So what do you do aunty? You.. collect these things, and sell them?" I asked, still, mildly surprised that she spoke so well. Usually around older folk, I half expect that I would need to switch to Mandarin, bust out my rusty Cantonese, rely on my meagre pasar Melayu, or resort to my ever animated hand gesturing with appropriately timed sounds.

"Well, yes. If people want to buy them. What do you do?"

"I'm a journalist,"

"With the Straits Times?"

"Yes aunty.. do you read it?"

"I used to. Now I don't so much anymore. I do read some of the columns some times. But now I hardly have the time, I go around all day... And at the end of the day when I go back home, I am so tired. Do you usually come around this area?"

"Sometimes.. You? Usually I only come around here for facials... Or to drop my friend home."

It was then I noticed, that despite her full head of white hair, this aunty had some awesome skin. And she proceeded to give me skincare tips. And tell me about her sister, whose husband used to be a journalist at the Straits Times many years ago.

I'm not sure how many cars passed by. Ignoring her presence as she tried to cross a road where they entered to get into the carpark of their swanky premium priced flats.

But, as we waited... we chatted.

"I try not to go too far away. I stay there, at the tallest block. Cantonment tower."

"Ah, ok.." I said as aunty and I pushed the cart under another shelter near the bus stop.

"Ok, I am going to look around here now," aunty said. Her way of telling me to scram I guess.

"Have you eaten aunty? Can I get you something hot to drink? Its so cold today."

"No no no, its ok. I ate before I came out today. I had something already."

"Ok. How can I contact you?" I asked.

"I stay there. Blk __. #xx-yy", she said.

"And your phone number?" I asked.

Aunty looked uncomfortable. And slightly suspicious. I forgot I do have weird squinty eyes that probably make me look like I have serial killer potential.

"I don't usually pick up my phone. By the time I get home its usually so tired and so late, I don't have strength to talk," she said.

"It's ok. Here is my namecard aunty. My handphone number is on it. You can call me any time you need help."

"Ok. Thank you."

"Call me any time aunty may, it was nice meeting you," I said as I shook her hand.



For some reason. My phone resurrected and this is when I tweeted this.
But, that was not the end yet.

She went to rummage around bins, and yet another empty cab, with light on etc, drove right by me as I tried to flag it.

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME," I thought to myself. Well. Ok. I did voice it out too. Softly. I didn't want people thinking I was cray cray.

Then I noticed a 7-11.

For some reason, I just dashed in. Grabbed a hot chocolate, and two paus. One tau sar, and one lian yong.

Just as I was paying.. I saw May wave at me from outside the doors, bidding me goodbye.

"Wait!" I yelled, as I grabbed the goods and ran out.. "This is for you,"

"No, why you give me if you buy for yourself?" aunty asked as she kept trying to push the food back to me.

"I didn't," I said, as I stuffed the paus under a plastic sheet in the basket of her bicycle. "This is hot ok aunty, so be careful, " I said as I pressed the hot choc into her hands, and pretended I needed to rush off before she protested more, "I bought it for you! Bye aunty May!"

"Thank you," she said, as she beamed gratefully and I smiled back at her, happy that she finally accepted the food.

She wheeled off. Pushing her cart.

And what do you know. Less then one minute later, a cab pulls up right in front of me. And just as I get in, I saw aunty with her cart, safely on the other side of the road.




Indeed.

Everything happens for a reason.
And everything, happens in God's time.


In two days. I learnt what it was to be truly blind.
While physical blindness, is truly a scary thing.
Emotional and spiritual blindness... That, is true poverty.



Peace.

xx
sara

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Sara gets botoxed...


yes yes...

You read right.

And I'm sure now you are dying to see it for yourself right?

Ok. First and foremost. Let me just say that yes, I have tried botox before.

HATED IT. I have these smile lines on my face that make me look like I have kitten whiskers. Or a pair of sunnies have made indentations on my cheek. I do not like 'em though people think they are cute.

But, one time, my doc said why not try a little bit of botox to help it.

GAH.

It literally froze my face.

I lost my smile for like 2 weeks. And by that I don't mind I had to go hunting for it, I didn't misplace it somewhere, just that my facial muscles couldn't recall how to smile properly. And that for me....  is drastic.

I am the queen of smiling.

Serious.
I once taught a male supermodel how to smile too.
But that story another day.

I actually even have the no-teeth smile. The half smile (4 to 6 teeth) and the full smile (6 to 8 teeth).
And its better to say "Monkeys" in photos. Not "Cheese"- which can sometimes result in a thinner oversmile.

Any way. After my first round of botox, and smiling like...





For 2 weeks.

I actually am serious. I did smile like that the whole time because my mouth and cheeks couldn't estimate where to start or stop. So I looked like a deranged lunatic the whole time. And from then on.. I swore. NEVER AGAIN.

Well...

Till this fateful day...









So.. whaddya think peeps?

Keen on trying?
Am actually wondering if I should try it again.

Either way, if this is something you are keen on trying, you might actually get better prices here than in Thailand.

Yes. I've checked.

Try Prive out and ask for either Dr. Karen Soh, or Dr. Miranda Walsh. They're both really nice. And try asking for the "Sara Ann K- friends and family discount".

*wink*

Meanwhile..

Tsk.
I know. You sick people wished there was more blood and gore. Or the post would land up like a comedy channel one right?

Ha. Don't you worry at all.
More stories to come...

xx
sara

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

A girl's guide to Euro 2012: The HOTTEST Hunks Pt 2

So we've already covered the first 8 teams alphabetically. Which leaves us.. the even hotter teams to get through.

NETHERLANDS

Debateably one of the hottest teams to be fielded.
Which might explain their first inexplicable loss to Denmark.
But hey, if you look that good hons, seriously. Just take off your shirts and strut your stuff on pitch.

Hottie #15


So hot.. he's almost roasted.


Wouldn't you love to be pressed up against that?


Dazed and confused at his team's loss.
Intense on the cover of PSV Inside




Name: Ibrahim Afellay
Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 02/04/1986 (26)
Country: Netherlands
Squad number: 20
Club: Barcelona ( ESP)
Height: 180cm
Weight: 76kg
Twitter: #Afellay

With chiseled good looks and intense brooding gazes, its no wonder this face has graced magazines. Also known for being SUPER FIT, he might need some comforting after his team's first loss. WAG-wannabes' start your queueing now.
Hottie #16

As you were ladies.
This was taken 1 day ago.
My screen is foggy.

Definitely the playa with the most swagga.

And we can't be wrong because he was also on the cover of
ESQUIRE!!
Dude is BALLIN'

And he has the bod to boot.






Name: Gregory van der Wiel

Position: Defender
Date of birth (age): 03/02/1988 (24)
Country: Netherlands
Squad number: 2
Club: Ajax ( NED)
Height: 172cm
Weight: 69kg
Twitter: #VanderWiel

The latest in the squad to set foot in Krakow, Gregory still settled in well and played 85 mins of the first game against Denmark before Dirk Kuyt took over. Yes. They might have lost. But with this cutie on the pitch- we truly are the ones that won.

And I'm glad he took the orange shirt off. I mean.. this cocoa-latte god looks best bare.
Not in traffic-cone orange.

And who can forget

Hottie #17


Hellooo there hunneh.

DId you forget the color of my eyes?
Because if you did.. they are actually green.
Nobody notices my eyes.

Glamming it up for the camera.


Name: Robin van Persie

Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 06/08/1983 (28)
Country: Netherlands
Squad number: 16
Club: Arsenal ( ENG)
Height: 183cm
Weight: 71kg
Twitter: #VanPersie

Now this guy passed up an excellent opportunity to score during the game against Denmark.. but where he does score... in our hearts...

Here seen playing football with his son Shaqueel after a training session,
He was also spotted playing with an against kids on a mini pitch donated by
the Dutch players.
Everybody altogether now...
AWWWWWWWWWW....


Hottie #18








  • Name: Wesley Sneijder
  • Position: Midfield
  • Date of birth (age): 09/06/1984 (28)
  • Country: Netherlands
  • Squad number: 10
  • Club: Internazionale (Italy ITA)
  • Height: 170cm
  • Weight: 72kg
  • Twitter: #Sneijder


Definitely an integral part of the team. But.. he's taken. -_-

POLAND


Hottie #19


Does he look familiar?


Well...Because he looks like LOKI!!





  • Name: Robert Lewandowski
  • Position: Forward
  • Date of birth (age): 21/08/1988 (23)
  • Country: Poland
  • Squad number: 9
  • Club: Dortmund (Germany GER)
  • Height: 184cm
  • Weight: 78kg
  • Twitter: #Lewandowski


For the LOKI-lovers, this guy also is great ON pitch. And he wins! He looks older than his age. So even if you do decide to cougar it, at least, it won't be obvious. Especially if you are Asian. *grin*

But this dude scored the dramatic opening goal in Poland's match against Greece which ended with a 1-1. And rumour has it this guy might become a devil soon. Even more Loki-like!

Hottie #20


We'd rather see you naked. #imjustsaying





  • Name: Damien Perquis
  • Position: Defender
  • Date of birth (age): 10/04/1984 (28)
  • Country: Poland
  • Squad number: 15
  • Club: Sochaux (France FRA)
  • Height: 182cm
  • Weight: 72kg
  • Twitter: #Perquis


To ne perfectly honest, the bench probably has prettier boys in this team. But, if you like your men looking Gladiator/ Sparta - like. Damien is your man. And I do like it when a manly man knows how to accessorize. See boys. It can be done.

PORTUGAL
Hottie #21
Anyone who looks like a rockstar/ man-band member deserves to be on this list

But watch out dude, I think Jared Leto is mad you stole his look.

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But you make deep-v's work hunneh.


Name: Fábio Coentrão

Position: Defender
Date of birth (age): 11/03/1988 (24)
Country: Portugal
Squad number: 5
Club: Real Madrid ( ESP)
Height: 179cm
Weight: 66kg

The guy can perform and has a little bit of sexy aggression in him. I mean.. the dude had a yellow card on the hour during the first match against Germany.

And we all love a little bad boy don't we.

Hottie #22


What's that you said about boybands?


Name: Miguel Veloso

Position: Midfield
Date of birth (age): 11/05/1986 (26)
Country: Portugal
Squad number: 4
Club: Genoa ( ITA)
Height: 180cm
Weight: 79kg
Twitter: #Veloso


Another boyband potential player. Now famous for saying that the reason why portugal was yhaving problems scoring, was the uncooperative ball.
"It’s the reality. We have created a lot of chances but the ball doesn’t want to go in," midfielder Miguel Veloso told reporters.

The ball doesn't want to go in.

Yeah. We've heard that one before. *roll eyes*

Forget this one if you want bang for your buck. =P

Hottie #23
My pearlies pay for themselves!

I'm a rockstar and you know it.

Since I haven't been on the field yet, this shall be my casting shot
for the next Wolverine movie. What?! No love for HUGO?




You're kidding right, mate?

 
Name: Hugo Viana

Position: Midfield
Date of birth (age): 15/01/1983 (29)
Country: Portugal
Squad number: 20
Club: Braga ( POR)
Height: 180cm
Weight: 75kg
Twitter: #Viana

Well, I figured he would appeal to a certain crowd. Plus- the guy is bilingual. Spoke both Portugese and English at the press con. Sexay!


Hottie #23
You don't know who I AM?
You makey me very ANGRYYY!
AAARRRRAWR!

COME ON! You still don't know?

Fine I'm just gonna walk away from this.

And show you how sexay I can be... ooooh.

Now you're looking at me..

And I'm getting a little shy.
NOT.

Do I make you horny baybeyh, do I make you randy?

If not I'll just wear a little towel.
You know.. a lil something more comfortable..


You must know my name.
I am god.



Name: Cristiano Ronaldo
Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 05/02/1985 (27)
Country: Portugal
Squad number: 7
Club: Real Madrid ( ESP)
Height: 184cm
Weight: 78kg
Twitter: #Ronaldo


So he likes to think.
-_-


IRELAND

Hottie #24


You think I look Asian? I get that all the time.



Name: Darren O'Dea

Position: Defender
Date of birth (age): 04/02/1987 (25)
Country: Republic of Ireland
Squad number: 18
Club: Celtic ( SCO)
Height: 185cm
Weight: 82kg
Twitter: #ODea

The second unused sub to star in this list. Well. He's Irish- but for some reason the dude looks pretty Eurasian in this pic no? The only reason why he made it to the list. The rest of the guys looked. Well. Irish.


RUSSIA
Hottie #25
I'm actually a Russian Robot.
You can tell by my intense gaze that will burn a hole in your body.


On my off days, I like to practice being Channing Tatum.
I wanna be like Magic Mike.

Hair. Makes all the difference. And this is my outofbedhead.

Oh, and in case you haven't noticed.
My eyes are a charming shade of azure.
What is that? A color?!
Name: Aleksandr Kerzhakov
Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 27/11/1982 (29)
Country: Russia
Squad number: 11
Club: Zenit ( RUS)
Height: 176cm
Weight: 76kg
Twitter: #Kerzhakov

Well. Does not perform well under fire, at least he hasn't in Euro. Created scoring opportunities in the match against Czech, but kept missing the mark.

Well at least he wasn't the one who said the ball won't go in.

 SPAIN

Hottie #26


In my free time I like to look to God and pray.

Or somtimes take time off to ride a bike..

I also like to canoe/kayak or raw a boat with these stick things.


And enjoy a romantic beer on the beach.

Occasionally I like to ask philosophical questions..

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Occasionally moonlight as a DIRECTOR!


I sometimes play football too!


Name: David Silva

Position: Midfield
Date of birth (age): 08/01/1986 (26)
Country: Spain
Squad number: 21
Club: Man. City ( ENG)
Height: 170cm
Weight: 67kg
Twitter: #Silva


The lesser known David in the team (Villa seems to be the flashier one) I actually think he's infinitely better looking. And he also managed a magical performance against Italy that included a flawless pass that led to Spain's equaliser.
 
He gives as good as he looks.
 
Hottie #27

*sob* Why haven't I been able to score since I went to Chelsea.

What is that you say? You like my hair?
Why thank you. I like it too.
I believe in changing my style every other month.

Well. Even if I don't have a career in scoring goals anymore..
Maybe I could still be a Spanish soap opera star. Maybe?


Name: Fernando Torres

Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 20/03/1984 (28)
Country: Spain
Squad number: 9
Club: Chelsea ( ENG)
Height: 186cm
Weight: 78kg
Twitter: #Torres

I am a choker. (Not of chickens. But. Occasionally that too.)
I am not worth the money.
I should have stayed at Liverpool.


Hottie #28
S'cuse me sir. The 80's called. They want their hair back.

WHO YOU SAYING HAS 80's HAIR?!

Ok... does it really stink?

If it does... maybe I can act as THOR!!
Name: Fernando Llorente

Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 26/02/1985 (27)
Country: Spain
Squad number: 19
Club: Athletic ( ESP)
Height: 195cm
Weight: 90kg
Twitter: #Llorente

Since he also was an unused sub in the game.. well. He almost didn't make it to the list. The main reasons why he's on- at 1.95m- he definitely is Thor-like.

And he gives excellent head.

Headers. Of course.

Hottie #29


Note to self: Things I should not post on facebook.

Which photo do you mean?
*nervous laughter*

I'm so embarrassed I'm gonna go hide.

But in the end.. I always WIN.
Name: Cesc Fàbregas

Position: Midfield
Date of birth (age): 04/05/1987 (25)
Country: Spain
Squad number: 10
Club: Barcelona ( ESP)
Height: 175cm
Weight: 74kg
Twitter: #Fàbregas

I SCORED THE GOAL AGAINST SPAIN!
(We drew 1-1)
I WIN!

SWEDEN

Hottie #30


What do you mean I'm the only brown boy in my team?

I'm just too cool for school.
Too good for the hood.

And I'm sexy and I know it.

Name: Martin Olsson

Position: Defender
Date of birth (age): 17/05/1988 (24)
Country: Sweden
Squad number: 5
Club: Blackburn ( ENG)
Height: 170cm
Weight: 81kg
Twitter: #MOlsson

My real name is Martin Tony Waikwa Olsson.
I am 24.
And I am worth 3.5 million EUROS.

Hottie #31

I have nice surfer dude hair...
My serious hair.
My happy hair.
My confused hair.
AS you can see. I'm really versatile.
You can call me OLA- THE HAIR-Toivonen.
Or OLA HAIR for short.

May I join the man-band too?



Name: Ola Toivonen
Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 03/07/1986 (25)
Country: Sweden
Squad number: 20
Club: PSV ( NED)
Height: 191cm
Weight: 74kg
Twitter: #Toivonen


He played a pretty good game clocking in 62 mins in his maiden match against Ukraine this Euro.
And his hair does grow on you.


UKRAINE

Hottie #32


I hope you don't notice my over-threaded eyebrows.

They are starting to grow back properly... Promise!
Name: Yevhen Konoplyanka

Position: Midfield
Date of birth (age): 29/09/1989 (22)
Country: Ukraine
Squad number: 19
Club: Dnipro ( UKR)
Height: 176cm
Weight: 69kg
Twitter: #Konoplyanka

He has some good long-range shots which can only mean one thing ladies.
GOOD LEGS.
He played the full 90 mins.
GOOD STAMINA.
And he provided the corner that helped Shevchenko score the winner.
GOOD TEAMWORK.

Cougar town potential.


And last but not least......

drumroll please for the ever delectable daddy..

Hottie #33


Hot in his younger days...

Posing for Armani in 2009...

Still looking goooooood...

And with fire and passion- he still brings it on.

And this is a picture of a man who has definitely
aged gracefully.
No more lying with the dyeing, his temples are greying.
But ooh.. that, and his wrinkles... sexay.
Name: Andriy Shevchenko

Position: Forward
Date of birth (age): 29/09/1976 (35)
Country: Ukraine
Squad number: 7
Club: Dynamo Kyiv ( UKR)
Height: 183cm
Weight: 73kg
Twitter: #Shevchenko

At 35, he might be one of the oldest forwards still getting caps. But this dude is still THE MAN.
Scored two headers in 7 mins against Sweden during the second half.
This man should have a beer named after him.



Meanwhile... that's all folks.
Enjoy the rest of EURO 2012!